Tea for Two
Miss Annie Armadillo
And Peggy Porcupine
Were having breakfast tea one day
At a quarter after nine
Then joining them was Susie Skunk.
And she was very loud.
“Two is company,” Peggy said,
But with Susie, three’s a crowd.”
‘Cause Susie was a little crude
And didn’t fit in well.
A part of it was attitude,
And the other part was smell.
They said to Susie to take a bath
Or jump into the sea.
“That will get you smelling fresh,
Then join us here for tea.”